Hip like Whoa FTW

So hip: hipster librarians thrive in New York.

IDENTITY CRISIS!! A little nerdy, totally gauche, not hot, not ugly, above average intelligent, history major, into indie music & national public radio, slightly witty, crazy for cats, coffee addicted... I am a library cliché!!

Am I...

this?



or this?




Maybe I'm the kind of girl who writes "bologna is kind of expensive" in shaving cream on her friends car after being stood up for a game of Scrabble.



Yeah, I think that's me.

searching and demanding....and yelling

So we're learning aaaaaallll about searching this week. Like, AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL about searching. Like, my-head-is-going-to-spin-off-and-crack-in-half-and-spill-my-brains-all-over-my-lap kind of searching. And something that's come up a couple of times is relevancy rankings in search engines. Like, when you put "gonnabe librarians" in a search engine what comes up? I'll tell you what comes up in Yahoo: BUPKIS! In Bing: LESS THAN BUPKIS. In Yahoo you get my delinquent FriendFeed account and something from Digg saying it's been Dugg once. (And guess who Dugg my blog that one time......thaaaaaaat's right...ME. Everyone go on Digg right now and Digg Gonnabe Librarians! Digg)

Anyway, Google had the blog listed, but ranked #2 because the embarrassing 1 Digg thing came up first. (Need I remind you? DIGG GONNABE LIBRARIANS!)

(Would some brilliant person out there tell me why this blog isn't ranked #1 when the name of it is Gonnabe Librarians?! And the URL is gonnabelibrarians.blogspot.com?! Doesn't that count?!)

So, here's what I figure I need to do, according to things learned this week: I need to splatter "gonnabe librarians" all over the blog. So:

GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!

And they say if it's in big, bright font it's more likely to come up. But I can't do big, bright font because Blogger doesn't have tools for that and I don't have time to look up the html code right now.


GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!
GONNABE LIBRARIANS!

And I guess since this is supposed to be for SU library students, and anyone interested in library school--

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY! LIBRARY STUDENTS!

And FUTURE LIBRARIANS! And MSLIS!

Ummmm.....SU! SYRACUSE ORANGE! SYRACUSE LIBRARIAN-TO-BE! LIBRARIANS OF THE FUTURE!

LIBRARY NUTS!
LIBRARY WHORES!

Whoa. Ease up there, cowgirl.

Oh, and of course the best thing to do is get linked to from other sites, but since I don't think anyone is reading this who also has their own blog and wouldn't be embarrassed to have a link to this one, I think I'm out of luck. But, on the off chance that luck is with me: LINK TO THIS BLOG! Or tell someone else to! Be demanding, like me.

Introducing....NEW AUTHORS

I know. I can hear you. "Well, it's about time. The blog's called Gonnabe Librarian. With an 's'. Where the hell are the other librarians?" And here they are! Woo hoooooo! Seriously. It's not all about me.

I might need to delete this whole blog

It's Never Too Late (or: When Old People Are Still Super Cool)

This weekend the whole ischool took IST 601, a one-credit gateway-type course where we got to meet everyone, play games, work together on a project, learn about innovation, find exactly what the grading standards are like, get all inspired by some fabulous presentations (Information is Power! You will change the world!) and here's my take-away: I'M TOO FUCKING OLD! There were a few poor souls older than me, but not many. We can hope we serve as inspiration to the younguns, but hell--I doubt it. They're probably all like, "Wow, I hope I'm not crawling into grad school when I'm an old fart." And then they laugh because they know THEY'LL never be old farts, THEY'RE going to be all young and cool FOREVER. They're not going to let themselves go and get all wrinkly and soft and grey. Nooooooooo, not them.

And then I wake up to this AWESOME article with the headline, "Tiny Librarian Hell on Wheels." And not only is she tiny, but she just became a roller derby girl. And she's 53!

Read it and pass it on....For the sake of old farts everywhere looking for a little inspiration themselves.